Wine 101

Tasting wine is often a daunting process. One of thethinnest, with almost a tinge of wateriness, while the
easiest things to do is decide whether you like a wineheavy cream is thick and dense. The whole milk falls
or not. One of the hardest things to do is to describebetween the two, not as think as the skim milk, but
it. We have all been out to dinner, or been to a winenot as heavy as the cream. Think of wine along
tasting, and had someone run through a litany ofthose same lines. Is the wine light-bodied,
descriptors that made us look down into the glassmedium-bodied or full-bodied? This is a really useful
and think to ourselves, "How did they see all that?"descriptor of a wine.
The key is to break it down into simple categories,Next, let's look at oakiness. Does the wine have no
and learn how to describe what it is we taste. Thisoakiness or wood in the taste, or does it feel as if
creates the building blocks to learn and describeyou just licked a two-by-four? Generally, you do not
more.want a wine that is at either major extreme, unless
In tasting wine, put things on a scale. Upon firstyou like to lick plywood. But I will doubt that and
taste, let's think about the intensity of the wine.move on, as this is a pretty straightforward attribute.
Does it grab you, like a raw onion, or a bite of aTannins are the lifelines of the wine. Tannins come
Granny Smith apple? Or is it more subtle andfrom the skins and stems of the grapes, and on
subdued? Put it on a scale of one to ten, and usetaste, can often have a drying feeling. I feel it is well
that as a descriptor. It the wine is very intense, anddescribed by asking yourself this question when you
grabs you right away, that is towards the higher endtaste a wine: Does it feel like I just clapped out two
of the spectrum, and if it is more subdued, or noterasers and have the feeling of all that chalk dust in
very intense, that is on the bottom part of themy mouth? If the answer is yes, than you are
spectrum.getting a lot of tannins. A lot of tannins can often
Now let's think about the acidity of the wine. Is themean that the wine is "shut down" or "too young"
wine acidic, or is it sweet? This attribute will generallyand is hard to get a sense of what is really there, as
fall somewhere in a range. To take whites forit is overpowered by the tannins. Again, having some
example, if we look at two whites, and one is abalance in this attribute is often a good thing. Too
sauvignon blanc and the other is a Californiafew tannins can often mean that wine lacks
chardonnay, often times the sauvignon blanc will bestructure or an ability to last for the long haul.
more crisp and acidic, and the chardonnay will displayThe last thing to focus on is complexity. How many
more sweetness. Where is the wine you are tastingflavors do you get when you drink the wine? The
fall on that spectrum. By thinking about it this way,way I like to describe it like making salsa. If I put a
you can describe an attribute. For example: "This is abunch of chopped-up tomatoes in a bowl, that is 1
very acidic, crisp wine."flavor (pretty simple structure). If onions are added,
In the same vein, ask yourself whether the wine isanother flavor (and certainly a level of intensity!) is
dry or sweet. If it is overly dry, you might have aadded. If I add peppers, cilantro and salt, I have
mouth feel that you need a drink of a glass water. Ifadded 3 more flavors, and a great deal more
it is overly fruity, it might taste too sweet. Try tocomplexity. So ask yourself: how many things can I
put this attribute on a spectrum. Sweetness needs toidentify in the taste of this wine? If you can only pick
be described in two ways: Versus dryness, andout one flavor, than it is a simple, straightforward
versus acidity.wine. If you can pick out five or six, than it is a
Now let's think about the body of the wine. To bestcomplex wine.
think about the body of a wine, let's make aSo taking all of these tools, and thinking about all of
comparison to milk. If you took 3 glasses, and in onethis on a spectrum can you help you describe what
glass poured skim, one glass poured whole milk and inyou are taste in the wine. Once you are able to
the third poured heavy cream, you would havemore understand your palette and tastes, you can
noticed varying degrees of consistency and weightfocus in on the attributes that give you the most
to the three different glasses. The skim milk is thepleasure out of drinking wines.