That Sixty Something in the Muscle Car

It took a whole lot of skill to drive the cars ofwe wanted it - and often even if we didn't. She was
yesteryear.fine, that "409".
If you are sixty today, you've probably been drivingGas Mileage? Not a problem either, with gas at 5
for about forty five years. You probably began yourcents a gallon or so. Pushing the pedal on the old
driving career with cars built in the early sixties,muscle cars could really siphon gas out of the tank
maybe even the Fifties or Forties.but you pulled up to the pump with a five dollar bill
Cars were slightly different then.and got change back. (Oh, and the attendant washed
We didn't have Radial Tires. If we were really lucky,your windows while the tank was filling).
we had tubeless bias-ply tires. Yet older tires hadNow even back then, we had slow drivers and fast
rubber tubes in them to hold in the air. Those olddrivers, but the operative word - was "drivers."
rubber shoes didn't have quite the grip that today'sThose old buggies were very unforgiving and if you
tires do. They didn't steer very well. They got a lotdidn't know how to drive them you could easily find
of flats. They blew out just every so often.yourself in a ditch on the side of the road.
Power steering? We didn't start to really see thatIf you were running four hundred horsepower in one
exciting option until around the middle sixties - andof those old lovelies, you really had to know how to
even then it was an expensive option. Oh, and ofdrive. That ditch took on a whole different meaning if
course the steering was still usually "recirculating ball."you hit it at a hundred or so!
Rack and pinion? Practically unheard of.Knowing how to downshift for control, steer into a
Yeah, we did have vacuum assisted windshield wipersskid, pump the air out of your brake lines, or control
(when they worked) but McPhearson Struts? Morethe car during a tire blow out weren't optional driving
of a Seventies type of thing. You were happy ifskills. They were mandatory. There was no electronic
your early suspension system kept you upright whiletraction control to do it for you.
you were standing still - much less at fifty miles anIf you were a slow driver, you still needed to know
hour!how to shift - just to get the car up to forty or so.
You could get loose (skid sideways) in half aIf you were a "go fast" type, you really had to
heartbeat and if you did, the slightest wrong twitchunderstand that clutch pedal, gear shift relationship
on the steering wheel would put you upside downthing. Missing a shift at 6,000 RPM was - well? Let's
hanging from your seatbelt. Oops, almost forgot.just say embarrassing!
Didn't have them either. Well, actually some cars did.The "go fast" in the muscle car also cared about little
Simple lap belts were an option. Airbags? What athings like knowing how to load up his nervous
concept!suspension system, or perhaps keeping those not so
Speaking of transmissions (were we?) - most carssticky tires somewhere in the general vicinity of the
were standard shift. Automatics were starting toroad. Going "kinda' airborne" wasn't all that
happen then but they too, were expensive options.uncommon, what with old shock absorbers and leaf
Most cars came with a third pedal -- which needed tosprings doing ninety five or better. If you hit a bump
be pushed, in order to shift gears with somethingin the road you sort of wanted to know how to
called a gear shift. You needed at least a basicbring it in for a safe landing.
understanding of how a transmission works, to evenWhen you see that Senior on the Service road, you
pass your drivers test. Today we have countlessmight want to pause for a moment and think about
drivers who have never even seen a clutch pedal.what she learned to "drive" on.
They get in the car, put it in Drive - and off it goes.When you see that Sixty-something moseying along
But horsepower? We had gobs of it. Not too much inin that muscle car? He still appreciates performance,
the early fifties but by the time the sixties had rolledperhaps even more when it's "power under control".
around, Detroit had discovered that "bigger wasMight not want to under estimate the ole' hot-rodder
better" and "faster was funner". "Big-blocks" with athough. He probably has instinctive driving skills -- you
couple of four barrel Hollies (remember carburetors?)never even dreamed of.
were definitely cool. We had plenty of horsepower if