How to Get My Ex Girlfriend Back - A True Story

It all began one lonely night. After eating a wonderfula mutual "I miss you", and into the land of dreams I
tenderloin steak, enjoyed with a nice Californiafell. The next day went by uneventfully, with this
Cabernet Sauvignon, I began to thumb through thenagging feeling eating away at me. The tone in her
contacts in my cell phone. Old names popped up,voice seemed strange last night, and although I
memories flashing through my brain like machine-gunattributed it to a slightly inebriated misinterpretation,
fire I should not probably endure. Then her namethere was still something that didn't...well, seem
popped up, and the question came to me on how toRIGHT. I called her as I said, true to my word, when
get my ex girlfriend back.those dreaded words came out of her mouth.
Perhaps it was a combination of hormones and the"We need to talk.", she said rather pointedly.
lustfully high alcohol concentration of the wine, or"Sure babe, what's up?"
perhaps it was a realization that I had made a crucial"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but a lot has
mistake so many years ago. The bottom line, Ichanged since we were together"
wanted her back, and now! It began with a series ofThe plot thickens. That sixth sense kicked in, warning
text messages along the lines of "How are you?",alarms screaming in the control room of my mind.
"Long time no talk!", etc., but the question still ate"Well, I know, things have changed a lot on my end
away at me like The Raven of Poe, "How to get mytoo. I miss how things were, how great we were
ex girlfriend back?".during the good times. I dream of us, and those
After texting back and forth, the night wore on.times we once shared together." At this point, I had
What started off innocently enough soon turned todug myself into a hole with the dirt precariously
reciprocated texts like "I miss you, I miss us", sheperched above me.
and I growing closer with each letter typed. As the"Umm...Well...I don't know what to say, but I guess
clock struck 2:30am, however, I grew tired of typingthis is the easiest way to say it...I want to
and asked if I could call her. We spoke at lengthknow...umm...God this is embarrassing..."
about the little things in life, how the weather was,"What?"
how life was treating her..."Can you help me? I want to know how to get my
We agreed due to the late hour that we needed toex girlfriend back."
speak more often, but not tonight.I pulled off the side of the road and watched the
"I will call you as soon as I'm off work", I stated withsunset.
confidence and longing. The conversation ended with